make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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