does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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