Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
be right there i have to get my cape
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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