Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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