Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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