He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
