Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Church boner. Awkwardddd
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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