Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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