Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Randomize
