She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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