if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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