Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
