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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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