He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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