i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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