nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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