we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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