How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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