woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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