Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Who died my cat blue again?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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