so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize