i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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