We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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