Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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