living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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