Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My vagina just clenched in fear
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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