doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
