Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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