dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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