my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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