Just fell off a train. Bad.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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