you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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