I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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