I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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