the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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