He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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