I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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