I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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