Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You know, be my cock's hype man.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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