It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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