so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
