So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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