I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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