i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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