I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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