I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she peed on how many people?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
