Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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