she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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