Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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