we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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