fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
