I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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