Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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