She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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