New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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